Go through these
hilarious jokes and celebrate Eid-ul-Fitr:
Here is the story of an Imam who got up after Friday prayers and
announced to the people:
"I have good
news and bad news. The good news is, we have
enough money to pay for our
new
building program. The bad news is, it's still out
there in your pockets."
"Once I was dying," said Nasruddin one day, "It was then that a
fish saved my life."
"How? Please tell me." asked a curious listener.
"I was dying out of hunger. There was a river nearby. I caught
the fish and ate it. It saved my life."
One morning, one of Nasruddin's friends came to him and said:
"Dear Nasruddin, will you please lend me your donkey? I have to
travel to the next village to deliver some goods
by sundown."
"Oh", replied Nasruddin with a pretension of anxiety, "but mine
has already been taken by somebody else."
Just then the bray of a donkey was heard.
The man said to Bohlool, "You said your donkey has been taken
but there it is. Is it not?"
Nasruddin replied, “You are a strange and stupid friend. Even
after forty years of friendship, you listen to a donkey but not
to me. You shall not have my donkey”.
Many years ago there lived in a remote village a young man who
refused to believe that Allah has total control of everything.
One day he told his mother that Allah cannot make him eat
food if he didn't want to eat for a day. To prove
this, he decided to stay hungry for a day and see if Allah can
make him eat. His mother tried her best to make her foolish son
see reason but it was of no use. The son was bent on proving his
point. Annoyed of his mother's entreaties, he ran some distance
away and decided to climb a tree to escape being disturbed. The
poor mother left her son's food under the tree thinking that her
son might finally give up his adamance and want to eat.
As night fell, a group of robbers were passing by that tree. The
plate of
delicious
food caught their eye. They looked at each other
in amazement and thought that someone must be playing a trick on
them.
"Could it be that the law officers are trying to poison us with
good food?" said one of the robbers.
"It may be possible." said the others. "Let's see" they said and
looked around to see if there was anyone nearby. Suddenly one of
them noticed the young man sitting atop the tree. The robbers
got suspisious. They pulled him down and told him to eat the
food to see if it is poisoned.
The young man refused to eat as the day had not passed and he
was still under his oath. Not knowing about his motive, the
robbers became suspicious and started beating the young man to
eat. The young man finally relented and started eating. Seeing
that the food was not poisoned, the robbers left him and went
away.
The young man had to admit that Allah has total control of
everything!
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